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🎉 Brandon Scott Wolf 🎉
BrandonEsWolf
Maryland from a practical standpoint is arguably the worst state-shaped charcuterie board Also horrible for a charcuterie board: Hawaii If this receives 1M likes I’ll buy the Maryland charcuterie board
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faith
lisalovz
a very random thread of pictures and videos of me- chile me n those damn nails chile i was a whole visco girl before it was a thing this
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🥂Mimosa Papi 🇭🇹
SLveki
30 days in Quarantine . 1. One nigga reposted saved pictures of a woman he has no affiliation with 2. Niggas moving like Joe 3. Woman call out her dude
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Aaron Rupar
atrupar
"It affects virtually nobody," Trump says of the coronavirus, which has now killed 200,000 Americans and counting "I turn on NBC w/Lester Holt, another beauty, & they start w/a hurricane,
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Destroyer Of Comedy, Humor
timheidecker
When I was in 1st grade, our teacher gave us a Mother's Day assignment. Write something like you like to do with your mom. There was a catch for some
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j
alewifecare
rating places i’ve cried in - a thread school bathroom- 5/10- had to cry in silence- had to cry while standing on the bus- 2/10- had to suck tears in
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Erin, boycotting Arkansas businesses
ErinInTheMorn
There exists an effect in social psychology called the spotlight effect. It has particular relevance to trans people early in coming out. Specifically, you are much more likely to think
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Lord Voldemort
Ntshalie
My son ran with something important and wouldn’t give it back even when I caught him. He got into a fit of rage when I took it back - I
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YAZ ☀️ (will be inactive for a while)
yazhkx
Imagine Atsumu getting too drunk at a party and decides that tonight will be the night where he confesses his undying love for Hinata Shouyou. "Shouyou-kun!" He calls while struggling
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Matt Stoller
matthewstoller
Why are liberals so stupid? The World Health Organization is corrupt and controlled by the Chinese Communist Party. It did a really really bad job.I don't know if cutting funding
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Thomas Chatterton Williams 🌍 🎧
thomaschattwill
Oh my god.This is mortifying (on Biden’s behalf for that gratuitous use of “ain’t”) and revolting (on my own behalf) for that condescending racial essentialism. I say this as someone
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𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆
timeforeunbi
ok but u guys can stop giving clout to that quick sketch of sinb bcs i forgot to draw her brows that's so embarrassing https://twitter.com/timeforeunbi/status/1248229115271852032?s=19 i know no one
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abolish the police you cowards
mirigolds
I’m so tired of how other bi women are treating lesbians it’s fucking embarrassing. bi women and lesbians are sisters, not twins!!! our experiences are similar but not identical!!! if
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Raffi Melkonian
RMFifthCircuit
Random thing: my biggest weakness as a lawyer earlier in my career (I have other weaknesses now I try to work on!) was, I dunno what to call it -
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tete⁷ CHANHEE DAY
wayvyibo
a thread of me watching ‘a little thing called first love’ bc oomf told me to and perhaps guanlin is pretty cute! oomf is @hotxuxi miaomiao (?) well she’s kinda
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koby d ljunggren🌹
kljungz
I don’t care if my tweets are slowly becoming less professional in addressing the crisis brewing at MO State. They waited 3 days to publish new data after updating consistently
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