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#Embarrassing
ᴮᴱJin's Bitch⁷
nutaellabrownie
a thread of things my dad has mispronounced or just fcked up in general we once went to an Asian restaurant with some of my army friends and he ordered
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wangleberry
Wangleberry
Warning: photos of large house spider (not my tarantula) incoming under this post Look at this fellow! I think it's a wandering fellow, with the size of those palpal bulbs,
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Martina
avilamartina_
this guy literally tried forcing himself on my friend & I, he put his whole body weight on me & got in my friends face tryna kiss her. we told
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moon
SWlTCHPOSlTIONS
PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A MISTAKE IT IS A CRIME. if someone GROOMS A LITERAL CHILD that is not a mistake u cant just groom, manipulate, and sexualize a minor by
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## fi ✩
puffyhyunie
stray kids embarrassing me — a necessary thread ; disclaimer: i got some of these vids from youtube & this is for entertainment purposes only so please do not
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Samantha Pritchard
thucydiplease
A lot of mean girl/edgelord behavior is just a form of respectability politics for a particular online audience. Proving that you’re one of the Good Ones who can Take A
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Hannah ♛
allhailhann
Maybe I’m in the minority but this isn’t funny. At all. Or the fucking KKK costume. Like just stop. Get a hobby. Masturbate. I literally don’t care what else you
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𝑀𝓇𝓈. 𝐻𝒾𝓁𝓁💋
2dogs1kid
I’m not sure who uses Wayfair but this is really fucking suspicious if you ask me. A conspiracy has surfaced that Wayfair is a part of the sex trafficking ring.
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Paul Renard
PaulRen58880567
2 HOURS LATER... 2 MORE HOURS LATER... I can't breathe ZAK S. YOU'RE KILLING ME If there's a silver lining to all of this, it's that Zak S. / Zak
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el
eIigrams
my gums hurt so bad and surgery is like 8k man fck the gov ive been like this for TWO years the thing is that they were in the bottom
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gnar gnar
gnargnarmusic
I’ve been close friends with @bassnectar for years. Ive been his studio assistant for the last 6. I’ve worked with other female friends of his, and I’ve been friends with
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kobeni's sandcastle 🚗
clorox_monkey
bro what???? why did MAL remove like 10k+ favorites for gabi? someone at MAL really hates her huh. polarizing characters like gabi are bound to have lots of favorites in
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Mary Emily O'Hara
MaryEmilyOHara
Some news: on Tuesday I was laid off from Adweek. I'm so very proud of the work accomplished in just 6 months of taking on the mag's new diversity &
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Simmsation 🍺
Simmsation
Leafs Lunch is unlistenable with Craig Button, and hot taeks from Dave Poulin, a Legends Row member of the MLSE #FailureFive™. Poulin was in charge of the Marlies during Burke
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Sam Missingham
samatlounge
That @maitlis intro last night was fucking everything, wasn't it? And, let's widen out from the pandemic, we have NEVER been in this together. Nearly as big a con as
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Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
julie_kelly2
There’s a subset of NeverTrump that loathes its hillbillyish roots and grovels for approval by the upper crust. (Also see Rick Wilson). This is a perfect example—the laziest and dumbest
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