#Cleaning

Can’t believe Paris put his family and whole of Troy at risk because of a woman bro. Helen must have had that good good. Most beautiful woman in the world.
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I AM NOW GOING TO TRANSCRIBE THE WARNING LABEL ON BLEACH BECAUSE THATS WHERE WE ARE AS A COUNTRY JESUS KENTUCKY FRIED CHRIST WARNING: EYE IRRITANT. Avoid contact with eyes.
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Me and the boys when Shannon and the baby are out of town this weekend Day 1 alone: I spent most of the day drinking coffee talking to myself and
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Your half marathon starts today. Do not watch any news or check your phones until you have finished your daily routine - exercise, yoga, cleaning, bath, breakfast, maybe some early
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Dear Footmilk, the quickplay Terry I just foughtI have almost two thousand hours in smash ultimate. When I go to check the amount of different opponents i've fought in the
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Let’s be honest about something. If you are on twitter frequently enough to be reading this then you are privileged. You have money for a smart phone or internet. You
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Kenuri Ship Poll idea inspired by this threadhttps://twitter.com/Daily_Eruri/status/1385273690758295559 Who fell in love first? Who made the first move? Who said 'I love you' first? Who proposed? Who likes to show
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I have OCD when it comes to organizing shit/ checking stuff I’ll literally lock the door 5+ times, check to see if my phone is in order, I’ll stand in
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Aight im goin hunting for a new villager on random islandsThread lol Island no.1: NOPEat least i found a wasp-head-model Island no.2: NOPEToo bad i already have too many of
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TW: a lot of poook so obviously ppl can see that after last night that I’m clearly not in a good mood. and a lot of ppl are in my
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Thread: #cummings talks about “rules”. There is law & guidance. The law, at that time, prohibited leaving the place where you live without reasonable excuse. (Reg 6(1)) Nothing in law
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Caught a rat in my own kitchen today. Culmination of an 8 week or so scratching at night time odyssey I'll screenshot the WhatsApp saga as can't be fucked to
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I got the sad news that last Sunday night Prof. Tom Dunne of Reed College passed away in his sleep of natural causes (age 89). Tom was my undergraduate thesis
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OH MY GODSaw this while out to get lunch and I just had to pull over.HOLD ON, BEAR, I'M COMING! Only didn't pull him down yet 'cause COVID is a
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GCSEs will ultimately judge the quality of education provided during this period, says Nick Gibb. We are giving free technical advice to schools on how to get the best out
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Thread: #RakshaBandhan2020Once @priyankagandhi said: He (@RahulGandhi) is someone who is abused daily by his opponents, his education is questioned, his martyred father is called a thief, his mother is called
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