Can’t believe Paris put his family and whole of Troy at risk because of a woman bro. Helen must have had that good good.

Most beautiful woman in the world. The pooms must have been top-notch quality too. Headgame must have been ridiculous for a man to say ‘You know what, it’s not that bad if my family and country get burned to the ground for this.’

Look. I would sacrifice Ghana in a heartbeat but if you have that pooms that will let me agree that my parents dying for it isn’t so bad, kindly DM me I beg. Amen

Nah Paris said You know what, fuck it. I’ve never fought before, in a war or wherever but I’m willing to fight Menelaus to keep custody of the premium totes that I have secured for my self. I will die knowing that’s the last totes I tasted. Bro what’s in the box?

LOOK! Briseis must have had that in-built, self-cleaning suppression gorilla grip totes for a stone-cold killer like Achilles to ignore all the action going on and comb through the city of Troy screaming her name to carry her to safety. Ah herh!

Do you know how powerful your totes must be for Achilles to ignore killing niggas just to come find you?!? This nigga got shot with an arrow, no shield but was trying to walk toward the nigga who fired the arrow and kill so he could carry his totes away. God when?

I want to meet Helen and Briseis and just ask them to kindly give me the ingredients of their pooms because what in Zeus’ name is this?!?

Nah bro nah. Menelaus said you know what nigga, fuck Peace. We going to war! That totes is for me and nobody else. I would die for the totes. God send one my way.