I AM NOW GOING TO TRANSCRIBE THE WARNING LABEL ON BLEACH BECAUSE THATS WHERE WE ARE AS A COUNTRY JESUS KENTUCKY FRIED CHRIST

WARNING: EYE IRRITANT. Avoid contact with eyes. May cause skin irritation. For sensitive skin or prolonged use, wear rubber gloves. Use with adequate ventilation. FIRST AID: EYES - Immediately rinse with water for 15 minutes. Call a doctor (con& #39;t)

SKIN - Rinse with water. If irritation persists, call a doctor. IF SWALLOWED - Drink a glassful of water. Call a doctor or poison control center. Do not induce vomiting unless told to do so by a poison control center or doctor (con& #39;t)

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Do not use or mix with other household chemicals such as toilet bowl cleaners, rust removers, acids or ammonia-containing products, as hazardous gases may result

I& #39;m done here. Please take your advice on bleach from people who are smart about cleaning chemicals like @TeamUfYH and @joliekerr

I am going to eat a weed rice krispie treat and take a bath