I AM NOW GOING TO TRANSCRIBE THE WARNING LABEL ON BLEACH BECAUSE THATS WHERE WE ARE AS A COUNTRY JESUS KENTUCKY FRIED CHRIST

WARNING: EYE IRRITANT. Avoid contact with eyes. May cause skin irritation. For sensitive skin or prolonged use, wear rubber gloves. Use with adequate ventilation. FIRST AID: EYES - Immediately rinse with water for 15 minutes. Call a doctor (con't)

SKIN - Rinse with water. If irritation persists, call a doctor. IF SWALLOWED - Drink a glassful of water. Call a doctor or poison control center. Do not induce vomiting unless told to do so by a poison control center or doctor (con't)

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Do not use or mix with other household chemicals such as toilet bowl cleaners, rust removers, acids or ammonia-containing products, as hazardous gases may result

I'm done here. Please take your advice on bleach from people who are smart about cleaning chemicals like @TeamUfYH and @joliekerr

I am going to eat a weed rice krispie treat and take a bath