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Dear Footmilk, the quickplay Terry I just fought
I have almost two thousand hours in smash ultimate. When I go to check the amount of different opponents i've fought in the stats page, it says that number is 3,042 people, which makes it insane to me that I
I have almost two thousand hours in smash ultimate. When I go to check the amount of different opponents i've fought in the stats page, it says that number is 3,042 people, which makes it insane to me that I
can confidently say you are the most irredeemable, hopeless, absolute fucking piece of garbage I have ever fought before. There is literally no scenario present from this moment forward in which you become anything CLOSE to good at this game or anywhere near it. I 100% guarantee
you are cleaning the cum out of your boxers right now as a result of the absolute joy you felt that you finally managed to beat ANYONE at this game, even though the way you got it was by setting your fucking stage preference to hazardless so we had to play on fucking Mario Bros
where you camped the absolute shit out of the side blast zone in hopes that you could grab and back throw me into it for 4 FUCKING MINUTES once you realized that you were at 230% and your normal strategy of taking out your cock and slapping the shit out of your controller with it
until you could no longer feel the nerves in your entire lower body wouldn't work against me. Congrats on beating my fucking ice climbers bro, you have no clue how badly I want to feel the satisfaction of clipping the everloving shit out of you over and over and over again if I
was given the opportunity to pick a character i'm decent at
HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS MUCH TIME AND YOU'RE THAT FUCKING BAD WTFFFFFF
