TW: a lot of poo
ok so obviously ppl can see that after last night that I’m clearly not in a good mood. and a lot of ppl are in my dms asking stupid questions but yh lemmi share this news with all of you cuz why not
ok so obviously ppl can see that after last night that I’m clearly not in a good mood. and a lot of ppl are in my dms asking stupid questions but yh lemmi share this news with all of you cuz why not
I got this email and these niggas said they looking forward to hearing from me? lol I promise you’re not
so basically in March my pops came to pick me up unprovoked with no warning because the family was shook of corona and they were talking about “the MilItArY HaS BeEn DePloYeD”. I was staying in the same place next year so I just took a few things
Apparently the window was left open and the birds came in and shitted on EVERYTHING bro like they even left their fuckin kids. I hope they said goodbye because they are going to be childless and i hope it hits them in the soul.
YES that’s a chick right there. I bet that lil niggabird thought he had a full life ahead of him LOOOOOOOOL I’m going to KILL YOU
yeah shit hit the fam bro. I’m not even mad because it’s not me who’s cleaning this up I promise. MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU SEE A PIGEON YOU SHOULD MURDER IT IN COLD BLOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE USELESS RATS WITH WINGS. WHY DO U NEED TO SHIT THIS MUCH WTF
anyways don’t leave your window open when u go anywhere because pigeons will shit everywhere
anyways it’s ok to laugh