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Amanda
amandasharding
day 1 with my roomate and I already convinced her to get more piercings and a tattoo im so proud day 2: she found a frat boys underwear in her
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John Leavitt 🌹
LeavittAlone
“You know what happens to comedians when they get old? They start getting offered serious roles. You really want to see me play Arthur Ashe?” “No, you leave him alone!”
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Jeff McDevitt
JeffMcDev
let's eliminate some choices...2-Helmet Sundaes are great but they exist everywhere.6 pizza or 8 tomato pie is great but not a truly philly thing, i get if cheese makes your
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Molls 🌻
Mollybrewer789
I’m going to start a thread of food for your little ones per my poll results note: this is how we have decided to feed and prepare Rowan’s food.
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Alena.
okbutberen
me recreating @Conradsounds photos: a thread1. no dog check 2. no sunglasses check 3. idk how to caption this lol 4. WHY DO I LOOK LIKE I WANNA KILL SOMEONE
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Jason Scott
textfiles
Here's a good way, when you see some beautiful old brand that was part of your past/memories "suddenly" go out of business or bankrupt, like Toys R Us, Hertz... look
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Edgy Sweet Potato
iBakeNohovis
I thread of dad jokes that are thigh slapping hilarious How do you make holy water?Boil the hell out of it SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*DAD: You
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Barney V2
barney___21
A thread on how a roast Beef Sunday dinner. The gravy made from the beef juices which consist of celery, carrot, bay leaf, garlic. Watercress with a Sunday dinner is
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Ashvini
AshMRae
I donated the amount of money I'd probably waste on Pret this month to food bankshttps://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation Still highkey craving their mac and cheese but still Important threadhttps://twitter.com/trusselltrust/status/124
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Manish Manghwani
ManghwaniManish
To all the book readers out there, I have curated one list with the help of instagram friends.1. The Rudest book ever by Shwetabh gangwar2. Who moved my cheese 3.
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wiisp
wiisp_y
heavily considering if i should livetweet my sandwich making process the bread: take a piece of bread and “””cut””” it in half put some cheese in there or smth close
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bee
HIGHLORE
questions for americans from a canadian; a thread this thread is bc some shit u guys do confuses me so bad so these will probably be really dumb questions
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Elad Strohmayer
EladStr
A #Passover family tradition: Matzah Pizza! #Passover2020 #JewishFood #cookinginquarantine #homemadefood during #COVID Here’s how it’s done 1. Put matzah on baking pan covered with foil. If you
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Nathan W. Pyle
nathanwpyle
thread:what I believe some inanimate objects would say 1) spoon microwave lime soap dispenser Bay Leaf soup spoon salad and their friend cheese
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Cloudy | @thebeaconpod
frogsov
vampires who still eat garlic bread the way lactose intolerant people still eat cheese send tweet hey follow @thebeaconpod & @starfallpodcast, i’m making fantasy podcasts For anyone actually interested:The Beacon
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Ailsa Henderson
ailsa_henderson
Things I have been asked this morning while trying to write about voting behaviour: Do you want me to show you how to use your body to make your shadow
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