Things I have been asked this morning while trying to write about voting behaviour:

Do you want me to show you how to use your body to make your shadow look like a giant Calypo?

Does Sergio Ramos go to mass?

Who was the fourth fastest girl when you were in school? 1/

What is the name of the thing with the pole and a plastic thing and another plastic thing?

Why does my left knee smell different from my right knee?

What is your least favourite ride at the fair?

Guess who was the last person to lose a tooth in my class?

2/

Would you rather have a dog or a trampoline?

What is the biggest purple plant?

Do you want to see who can count my ribs faster, you or me?

What’s your favourite football team in Argentina?

Can I have some cheese?

3/

Why don’t you say ‘maths’?

Who is better at Fortnite [older brother 1] or [older brother 2]?

What is a thousand billion times fourteen?

What’s for lunch?

Did you write lots and lots?

4/

This was all by the same small person. There are two others, each asking similar (if less varied) questions.