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LeechChizuru
Thread of absolute shit i bought with the shitton of m0ney i w0n A premise:>consider that my mom knows absolutely nothing about this, she's on vacation and as a joke
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sam 🍪
ryoskitt
twitter what the fuck is happening? i just got an order from amazon that was in my name with no return address and i never bought it. it’s fucking lingerie???
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Liz
LAForeverHall
Learning to like risking embarrassment is hard but it may be the most important one I wrote about in this thread.If you don’t take risk, your development can get stuck
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Lucy de Fenzi
lucydefenzi
I don’t get why working at #HollandandBarrett is any more hazardous than working at Tesco or Sainsbo’s. It’s always empty when I go in.. and I do think some items
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Roy
badlydrawnroy
Just sent to me by a friend - anyone else feel a bit weird about LGBTQ+ positive messages being used for the whole rainbow = supporting the NHS thing? Paint
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miles klee 🌲
MilesKlee
deliberately bought the dumbest bottled water i could find switched to Icelandic water today. very exclusive The Smoothest Taste bought the King of Dumb Waters gonna see if i can
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HoppingLollipop
She felt like doing something nice for @HisPurpleShirt. And she bought flowers. Which is silly, yes, she knows. But it's many differenr flowers. Never one twice. And she simply wrote
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Fat Tail Capital
FatTailCapital
I'll bite. The first statement may be factually correct, but I disagree with this take.Half of Google's fortress ecosystem was built or accelerated via M&A.Home run deals:DoubleClick/Semantic Labs/AdMob, Keyhole/Where2, Postini,
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Jo Anne Roberts
HelenaofTroy60
@realDonaldTrump bought into. He must have had inside trading b/c how did he know ahead of time Amazon was quiting deliveries & will be using FEDEX. He bought stock in
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Scott Deveau
scottdeveau
I'm really showing my age. Going with @joshvisser to a two-day National show in Cincinnati this spring and just bought Dead & Co. tickets for this summer. oh, and stephen
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The Golden Ratio
TheGoldenRatio4
A story from the GR household: a threadToday is Chief Brody’s birthday. But 3 of our dogs have June birthdays. I thought “wouldn’t it be cute to take a pic
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Amelia Bellamy-Royds
AmeliasBrain
Also in the garden today was this inquisitive neighbour with no respect for social distancing. As I snapped this photo, I realized they were heading straight for the open door
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Brian Aspinall
mraspinall
Compare and contrast! Learning at home! Which eggs are store bought?Which do you think came from the farm? What makes you think that? How many eggs came from the farm?
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ross t
rosselle
Harry Roque’s press briefings take me back to the few times he actually held class, where he always took the opportunity to embarrass his students based on physical appearance. May
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Eileen Chong 张奕霖
eileenchongpoet
I’m really low level simmering angry. So pls tell me a kind thing someone did for you which you never expected & haven’t forgotten. Ty Today the pest control
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Robert Wright
RKWinvisibleman
One side-effect of being the guy often seen wandering round the office in a cycle helmet is that sometimes I get asked for advice on buying a bike.The strange thing
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