twitter what the fuck is happening? i just got an order from amazon that was in my name with no return address and i never bought it. it’s fucking lingerie??? nobody else in my family admits to buying it and to be honest they’re all technologically impaired. what.
like. does someone have my money or something. i didn’t learn about any of this in school. what do I do???
to clarify I opened it because I’m expecting a package from amazon already, and i thought it was that...
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