A story from the GR household: a thread

Today is Chief Brody’s birthday. But 3 of our dogs have June birthdays. I thought “wouldn’t it be cute to take a pic of them each with a little piece of cake!” I bought a slice at the store today and separated it for them to share 1/
I even bought and lit birthday candles because remember how perfect that was for Queso’s birthday?! 2/
Honestly, I should have anticipated what would happen. Swiz is not as patient as Queso. She went right in for that cake. 3/
The candle was still lit!!!!! 4/
Fortunately, it went out before the cake was even off the plate (thank you, porch ceiling fans) 5/
It’s a good thing, too, because she ate the whole thing, cake and candle, in one swallow. She was lucky to escape with only a few singed whiskers. I, however, lost several years off my life in the course of this 2-second photo burst! 6/
Fortunately, my Chief Brody is an angel and patiently waited for his birthday slice 7/
Please enjoy him enjoying his cake. I’m going to have a drink 🎂/end
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