deliberately bought the dumbest bottled water i could find
switched to Icelandic water today. very exclusive
The Smoothest Taste
bought the King of Dumb Waters
gonna see if i can get work to expense this
this mf said “LIFE WTR”
folks, I’m back on the dumb water
breakin out the dumb water tonight folks
my dumb water is oxygen-enhanced. is yours?
lol they rebooted Poland Spring
you can really taste the Canada
trying a different Icelandic dumb water (on the toilet)
some dumb (cold) water
Thursday, 3:07pm. time to drink some dumb water
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