deliberately bought the dumbest bottled water i could find
switched to Icelandic water today. very exclusive
bought the King of Dumb Waters
folks, I’m back on the dumb water
breakin out the dumb water tonight folks
my dumb water is oxygen-enhanced. is yours?
lol they rebooted Poland Spring
you can really taste the Canada
trying a different Icelandic dumb water (on the toilet)
Thursday, 3:07pm. time to drink some dumb water
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