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yesnxdine

the women in my house have revolted. i was complaining how i was made to wash dishes that my brother mostly made. my dad made some nonsensical comments on how

Shafiqah Othman

sfqomhz

Married couples, how long did it take for you to get used to the fact that you're finally married?When my husband and I were still dating, I used to hang

Gray Connolly

GrayConnolly

PSA: Fundamental tenet of our system of justice is we are all presumed innocent until guilt is proven B.R.D. (or admitted). That presumption benefits all people, esp those who are

Key📌Hualian & Wangxian AUs, twit-fics, hcs & meta

xStalKey

Picture this: 18-19 Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are FINALLY over their mutual pining phase and Wei Wuxian is drawing teen lan wangji out of his shell, but Lan Wangji

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imbabymaria

Two of my friends who still live with their parents are strictly quarantining because of them to the point where they shop for everything online and it’s one of my

Pete Tsichlis

realPete_T

Doctors should just make appointments like cable companies. “Come in at 1 o’clock and we’ll see you in the next couple hours, whatever.” Also great that four hours later the

Brad Panovich

wxbrad

One of the things to remember about #COVID19 on surfaces, the study actually shows the viability of the virus decreases over time. The times you are seeing is any trace,

Tutul Rahman

tutulismyname

This is true but it's also logical. Most of those went:1) Cheap, young player signs with club2) Player grows to be an integral part of the team with high upside3)

Kiese

KieseLaymon

I'm voting for Joe. And I know he never takes responsibility for his failures. I know he aided in the death and destruction of my cousins, my uncles, my aunts,

Becky Fisher

beckybeckyfish

The eight stages of coronavirus recovery as told by Bridget Jones GIFs (Thread) 1. The static phaseLying in bed coughing and staring at the ceiling. 100% radioactive, do not approach

newyorkshitty

newyorkshitty

Today's activity: seeing how long it takes before someone passes out on this couch. Someone has staged it. What will follow will be exquisite. We have a winner!

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muchsav

I’m so done with people and the Internet, I have zero faith in humanity bc humanity doesn’t help me when I need it. If I didn’t need social media to

kyle a.b.

kyalbr

Whole lee fuck. Bruce McDonald’s Pontypool (2008) is goddamn scare reeeeeeee. It takes place entirely inside of a radio station as a shock jock’s town is slowly overcame by what

Roderic Day

RodericDay

Greenwald didn't "turn right," he's always been reactionary. If instead of self-criticizing we indulge in cheap narratives of betrayal we will repeat them.In fact, those insisting that we tolerate Chinaphobes

VealBeerHat

Popehat

Since a few people have asked, let’s unpack why this Dersh assertion is so fatuous, so probative of his status as a cable say-anything-for-screentime performer rather than a serious legal

Yandie - DynaMight’s Trapezius Muscles

yanderebear1

Izuku is the Omega Prince of a kingdom whose tradition dictates that he produce as many heirs as possible for the sake of his lineage. For this reason, he is