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saccharin
saccharino
the debate is literally old man yells at cloud, except the cloud is the other person this is such a disaster you couldn't pay me any sum of money to
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Michael
CholoColcho
Trying to decide on a Liga club to support & Barça is no longer your preferred choice (as a new/curious fan)? Maybe due to Messi leaving, maybe it's poor leadership?
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
It’s okay that you’re not okay. That’s not your brain misfiring. Your response is that you’re not okay because things are very much not okay. I’m not okay. You’re not
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Matt Chorley
MattChorley
All those years when I wrote that Corbyn was useless for the LOLs.No gag I invented comes close to the real life shitshow unfolding behind the scenes, revealed in new
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pietro #BLM
rec3de
why i don’t enjoy horny tweets on hip-hop twitter, uhh a thread idfk I just started writing and wrote a lot Might as well start off with the thing that
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Danny Denholm
DannyDenholm
Sunderland till I die was golden. Here’s how the main characters feature on the good guy scaleJack Ross - ManagerComes across well amongst the madness. Good with the players and
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Kirin Khan
kirinjaan
I rt'd this and then realized I wanna talk about it. For me, some of the folks who I'm closest to were also close to my brother & dad. They
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Comrade Fudge
HNIJohnMiller
1) Today, I would like to talk about why Bernie dropping out...Actually kind of hoses Biden.Like, big time.https://twitter.com/JohnWHuber/status/1247913766467051522 2) Biden's still the nominee, of course. He's still going to win
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Comrade Fudge
HNIJohnMiller
1) Alright, bet. Let’s talk rationally.Do you know what killed Hillary?Turnout.She didn’t get turnout in key electoral states Trump targeted because she limited her campaign appearances and skipped the Rust
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Andrew Beam
dancemachine48
My dad sent me some pics of the South’s Defenders monument in Downtown Lake Charles post-Laura and... I think some people may be happy about this. #HurricanLaura #HurricaneLaura2020 #Louisiana #lakecharleslouisiana
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Tim Alberta
TimAlberta
Frank Luntz focus group, asks for one word to describe Pence: "robot... presidential... even-keeled...presidential...bland...regressive....professional...pathetic....calm....typical politician....comfortable....no emotion" Frank L
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Katherine Cross
Quinnae_Moon
This has been one of the nagging ethical questions of the Trump era. Should he be banned from Twitter? But Ben echoes what so many others have said here (@AlexandraErin,
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Chris Hewson
c_d_hewson
Me, when they didn't just cancel the REF Me, when I hear the phrase 'student experience' in the midst of a global pandemic Me, when I remember 'space' and something
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twilight sparkle
yourcompanionAI
joined the us army discord and the hidden channels are a fucking trip "hall-of-shame" lmao THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING CHANNELS DUDE the mods are on red alert lmao @discord be
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Andy #FBPE #ClimateCrisis #NHS
andycorneys
As The Govt’s spin machine starts a renewed campaign of yet more lies, here’s a timeline of COVID-19 & how Johnson et al failed in their duty of care to
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𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒂 🥀
poseforrose
Do you want to see how unhealthy I was before I got to this point? *TRIGGER WARNING*If you are suffering from ANY kind of disorder, please click away. Here I
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