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Me, when they didn't just cancel the REF
Me, when I hear the phrase 'student experience' in the midst of a global pandemic
Me, when I remember 'space' and something about hands... but not the other bit
Me, observing the local lockdown when everyone else appears to be having house parties
Me, sending an email during a Zoom meeting and trying to style it out when my name is mentioned
Me, when it's pasta for tea and I'd spent all day thinking we were getting a takeaway curry
Me, an @ObserverUK reader, seeing that they've written another piece about the UK Higher Education sector
Me, when I told you to read the guidance, but now you're asking me a question that would have been answered by reading the sodding guidance
Me, when I'm told that universities are re-opening, and then they aren't, whilst in actual fact they have been fully open since this shitshow began
Me, when I'm lectured about 'building back better' by people who didn't build it properly in the first place
Me, back in the office after social distancing has been rescinded, and Dave from accounts is getting a little 'handsy'
Me, when Zoom quizzes are once again being mentioned in the group chat, and I'm resisting the urge to say that I'd rather poke my eyes out with a cocktail stick
Me, finding out - after nearly 6 years - that the terrible stained glass over our front door is actually clear glass with a plastic patterned film on it
Oh my! Seeing this thread for the first time has made me realise that Frank Lampard 'is' the whole of human emotion: https://twitter.com/FootballCliches/status/539079980391874560?s=20
