Me, when they didn& #39;t just cancel the REF
Me, when I hear the phrase & #39;student experience& #39; in the midst of a global pandemic
Me, when I remember & #39;space& #39; and something about hands... but not the other bit
Me, observing the local lockdown when everyone else appears to be having house parties
Me, sending an email during a Zoom meeting and trying to style it out when my name is mentioned
Me, when it& #39;s pasta for tea and I& #39;d spent all day thinking we were getting a takeaway curry
Me, an @ObserverUK reader, seeing that they& #39;ve written another piece about the UK Higher Education sector
Me, when I told you to read the guidance, but now you& #39;re asking me a question that would have been answered by reading the sodding guidance
Me, when I& #39;m told that universities are re-opening, and then they aren& #39;t, whilst in actual fact they have been fully open since this shitshow began
Me, when I& #39;m lectured about & #39;building back better& #39; by people who didn& #39;t build it properly in the first place
Me, back in the office after social distancing has been rescinded, and Dave from accounts is getting a little & #39;handsy& #39;
Me, when Zoom quizzes are once again being mentioned in the group chat, and I& #39;m resisting the urge to say that I& #39;d rather poke my eyes out with a cocktail stick
Me, finding out - after nearly 6 years - that the terrible stained glass over our front door is actually clear glass with a plastic patterned film on it
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