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Melissa the Unicorn Blue

mel_thegreat

Since we are talking about shit that is living rent-free in our heads...I don't know what time is anymore so weeks/months ago, my son was w/his dad, but he was

Dem. E-God🔞

Orange_Emoji

I feel I should have to fill out a consent form for when I eat tiramisu. That much pleasure is fringe shit Yes I'm kink shaming agehao Ahegao makes me

jen

JenniferCLopez

the replies on this are disgusting, how could you be so unreasonable and selfish during times like these? if you don't want to be caught without a mask wear a

bee ☂︎ for best scott stan!!

sctthope

a thread of all the dumb shit i’ve done in 2019 i burnt my arm taking garlic bread out the oven because i assumed just because i had oven gloves

Young Simba

Mufaa6

Bitches do everything but move on I will have no regrets. I’m in Twitter jail so follow me I’ll be talking a lot of shit during my sentence

Chris Jones

EnswellJones

A short story about aspirations.I began in journalism on the baseball beat. I covered the Toronto Blue Jays. It can be nervy, starting out. My first game, Jose Canseco played

darkling

lumineanis

Yall called out bunbunkoo but not blair. Explain that shit now. https://twitter.com/G0THK00KIE/status/1390999875462991875?s=19 I usually wouldnt care, i dont care about discourse like this. But ppl protecting this bullshit are attacking

E. says FUCK TRUMP

EdwardLorn

I gave myself a threshold of five likes before five minutes so awaaaaaaay we go!A WHOLE-ASS THREADhttps://twitter.com/EdwardLorn/status/1277751825509363712 On my 21st birthday, my buddies bought me a family-sized bottle of Jose

V is weird! // nsfr

SM0KEMEL0VE

10 ACTUAL REASONS I LOVE ANDRA (@colossalc0ck):A THREAD 1. shes so fucking funny it should be illegal she gave me an asthma attack once from laughing so hard like she

briar 🦋🌗 hot villain advocate

briartrash

Tw // ableismRelevant: autism should never be compared to a terminal illness and it's important to stand up for the rights of neurodivergent individuals who's autonomy is constantly under attackNot

my little pony fanatic

ninoswek

Don't y'all ever feel guilty when you talk shit abt your ex/bf/gf ? Like yea u were put in a position where you didn't like it but are you going

Mrs. Dong Copter

HitCockBottom

Weird flex but troll on, sluts. This is why women can’t have nice things. I mean, what happened to the guy that theoretically impregnated you? Are you just assuming you

red yeast

jaceycals

I WANTED TO DO A THREAD WHERE WE ALL JUST OPEN OUR FRONT CAMERA AND SEND THE PIC RN AND DONT EVEN CARE IF THERES LIKE 58 CHINS IN THE

Level 3 Lowry

aulowry

ima get shot for this. Oh shit this got popular.Follow more black content creators. Liking stuff like this is funny and all but do your part and support them any

Parlé

DammmnCam

TL sleep? Y’all remember those extenZe commercials.... I ordered some when I was 14 thinkin it was gone help me grow a Mandingo. Little did I know it was like

The Volatile Mermaid

OhNoSheTwitnt

For a guy who loves to rant about Hunter Biden, Trump sure does put his useless son-in-law, Prep School Slenderman, in charge of a lot of important shit. Regular Slender