For a guy who loves to rant about Hunter Biden, Trump sure does put his useless son-in-law, Prep School Slenderman, in charge of a lot of important shit.
Regular Slender Man is Stephen Miller. Even their initials are the same.
Ivanka is Regina George, Don Jr is Gretchen Wieners, and Eric is Karen Smith.
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