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I AM A GROWN REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN MAN AND I AM UPSET THAT DISNEY WORLD HAS REMOVED RACISM AND DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT FROM MY FAVORITE CHILDREN’S RIDES! They changed the

You could write an entire verse of We Didn’t Start the Fire using only names of prominent Republicans who have tested positive for COVID called “We Didn’t Stop the Virus.”

To be a likable woman candidate just follow these simple rules: Don’t be old, don’t be young, don’t be middle aged, don’t be serious, don’t be funny, don’t be loud,

[Trump smacking the bag of cocaine out of Don Junior’s hand]I said white POWER, you idiot! Sometimes I love this awful website Ok never mind I hate it again. *screams

Reasons Moana rules1. Both parents are alive2. No romantic subplot 3. The girl saves the day4. Zero white people5. Every song is a banger 6. Gramma motherfucking Tala 7. The

Actual grown men are online complaining that She-Ra, a cartoon girl with a flying horse and a magical sword, kissed another cartoon girl who is part cat, and isn’t drawn

I’m surprised James Woods has time to tweet while he’s homeschooling his girlfriend. Not as lame as you feeling compelled to comment on it, Chad.

Mel Gibson is a straight white man who hates women and Jews and has no political experience which means he has a good shot at being president someday. Mel Gibson

EVERY SINGLE MASS SHOOTER HAS A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN WHY IS THIS NOT A RED FLAG BY NOW [screams into the abyss] YES WE KNEW THAThttps://www.cnn.com/2019/02/13/us/tallahassee-yoga-studio-shooting/index.html Every

[Sees Alex Trebek trending]I hope he’s ok.[Sees Mitch McConnell trending]I hope he’s not ok. Lollllllllllllllll

I’m gonna start calling Sean Hannity BROVID-19.https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/study-finds-people-who-watched-sean-hannity-were-more-likely-to-die-from-covid-19/ This picture accompanied by this headline is truly art. The only way I would watch Sean