a thread of all the dumb shit i’ve done in 2019

i burnt my arm taking garlic bread out the oven because i assumed just because i had oven gloves on my whole arm was protected and i hit my arm on the inside top of the oven. Oh and i hadn’t turned the oven off bc time efficiency.

def not as bad as the last one but i went to sleep at 6am so i woke up at 1:30pm and now it’s almost 2am and i feel like it should be 6pm or smth like just when i thought i couldn’t fuck up my sleep schedule any more

spent unnecessary money on MORE strictly tour tickets just so i could see the final show

i forgot glass was glass and i broke a glass washing it up because i forgot it could break

i forgot there was a wall next to my bed and whacked my head on it very hard and it hurt

i injured my back on a trampoline bc i was going for a front drop but like backed out half way which is never a good thing to do and so i landed REALLY BADLY and it hurt a LOT

i forgot money runs out and i now have £7 to last me the rest of february

i burned a microwaveable chicken korma

i tried unlocking a gate for five minutes before realising that it didn’t need unlocking

i spent £36 on that omaze raffle and £50 on movie tickets because i was upset and went on a spending spree and now have £2 to last me the rest of march

i forgot about this thread but let’s keep going and ignore all the dumb shit i did in April because there was a fuck ton