10 ACTUAL REASONS I LOVE ANDRA ( @colossalc0ck):
A THREAD
1. shes so fucking funny it should be illegal she gave me an asthma attack once from laughing so hard like she almost killed me get on her fucking level
2. she’s so...fucking...pretty? like i look at her in awe sometimes i aw out loud because she’s so fucking cute and for what it’s unfair the sexiest fucking bitch ever
3. this girl knows me backwards and inside fucking out like it makes me smile how much she knows me and i don’t mean trivia shit i mean KNOWS me knows me she knows exactly the right shit to say the shit i need to heat and like i neED someone like that
4. we are so fucking alike it’s kinda scary. like we almost always have the exact same thought? like i’m sad? she’s sad, she’s mad? i’m mad, she’s about to nap? i was about to nap too. and our minds are so alike to so we understand each other rlly well and so amazing to have that
5. she has rlly shitty taste in guys which is great cause then she can never leave me but her taste in girls is pretty good too so i’m fucked either way innit
6. shes so talented bro. she knows piano and guitar sELF TAUGHT and bro her poetry??? i fucking hate poetry but hers gives me fucking chills
7. she’s always there for me like always we talk every single day 24/7 for the last how many months and it never gets boring there’s so many new memories to make with her and everyday i look forward to what comes next
8. she teaches me new things everyday she’s so fucking strong bro and so independent and so amazing i look up to her how could i not everyday she teaches me how to be that small bit more confident in myself
9. for so long i struggle with not knowing who i can trust and giving people too much and them giving me nothing back or people not loving me as much as i love them but with her i feel so secure so safe i know exactly where she stands and it’s so relieving
10. she’s really the best best friend anyone could ask for. i made this thread to remind her of how amazing she is anytime she forgets. and i saw other people do this and it’s so cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Right pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Right pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Left pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Left pointing backhand index"> also she actually sucks this was all a lie. end thread.
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