#Sandwich

James

agoodfireburns

I’ve never seen anything quite like the collective moaning fucktard which is the British public.It’s a fucking pandemic. The pub isn’t important. Holidays aren’t important. Some of you still really

James Watson

James_Watson98

Monday Morning watching SSN and my mum is saying which manager would have what, for their breakfast Here’s a thread:Mikel Arteta- Skinny Latte & Croissant Dean Smith- Sausage and

wiisp

wiisp_y

heavily considering if i should livetweet my sandwich making process the bread: take a piece of bread and “””cut””” it in half put some cheese in there or smth close

Tãēñtårčtį¢

TheTaentartic

Best worst day of my life. My number is 47. It’s been 3 hours since I said something out loud. My mouth feels dry I could get a hot chocolate

cy ☀️🦇 @aa6

apoglo

professor layton characters that look voreable: a thread i’ve never played professor layton btw clive dove, of course. the chicken sandwich himself these fuckers. they look like hansel and gretel,

Jonathan Kramer

dietkramer

A thread of great sandwiches in Greater Los Angeles that cost less than $10. Fuck a $15 sandwich. The #8 Charbroiled Pork Sandwich at Bahn Mi My Tho in Alhambra,

Hubert Mayr

H_Mayr_Comedy

.@easyJet it's now been 26 days since I requested a refund for my cancelled flights, and 1 day since I DM'd you about it.here's a chicken in a can.i trust

Sarah Quinlan

sarahmquinlan

I’m on a mission to prove to @MrJoshPerry that America is as beautiful as New Zealand, and Vermont was a very good place to start.https://www.instagram.com/p/CF7eh5wlIsb/?igshid=129qsjpkjkmf0 New Hampshire is giving Vermont

Clare Quilty

cquilty52

THREADI've seen quite a few tweets demanding that antisemitism campaigners call out the antisemitic depiction of Ed Miliband in the cartoon below. Strangely, those most outraged by the overt antisemitism

cj 🐢

turtlefr0g

thread of a dumb asf breakfast sandwich I made at 10:30 PM the ingredients (not pictured: the waffle bread) ignore the stove eggs came out like shit i cant make

bri

brialxncha

list of nicknames i have created for my dogs that have very little to do with their actual names (1/2):- my silly salchicha (silly sausage)- my little slim jim- my

Love In The Time Of Corona

icecreamtoomuch

1 waswolf2 werewolf.Welcome to Lycanthropy 101 for this unit you will need- ...a moon with a 99.8% composition of green cheese (.2% craters as G?d intended) I have inhaled harpic

Kelly Turnbull

Coelasquid

In case you were wondering, this is tough guy cosplay in the most ~literal~ sense of the word. He’s carrying a big prop weapon around because he’s an idiot poser

Sursh ✨

searedsha

While I am delighted that bars & restaurants are opening again, it’s important to remember that Irish people are the most difficult customers to please, and we were stupid to

Tommaso Valletti

TomValletti

There is something you should really know. It’s important to fight the decline of civilization.Here it is: There is no such thing as “spaghetti Bolognese” in Italy, let alone in

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littIe___seven

Tae as Harley Quinn, a thread because I suddenly remember he couldn't be her on Halloween I'm fine thx for asking A perfect performance :D Relaxing