Best worst day of my life.
My number is 47.
It’s been 3 hours since I said something out loud.
My mouth feels dry
I could get a hot chocolate for 60 cents but I didn’t bring anything.
I’m not going to ask.
I’m taller than about 80% of the people here.
I have a cup I got from the coffee machine, I’ll call him... Plastic Cup.
I... dropped him, and he got crushed by someone...
Farewell Plastic Cup...
At least I’m missing school... by now they should have a physics test. YES!
Food is only good when it’s free.
Tuna and egg sandwich, a bag of chips, a salad, yogurt and some water... what a healthy meal!
Marine GO
There’s a guy that kinda looks like Chaze
Got One Week in my head
God, I wish he could use his gun on me... not really...
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