list of nicknames i have created for my dogs that have very little to do with their actual names (1/2):
- my silly salchicha (silly sausage)
- my little slim jim
- my little bagel bite
- my bagel
- my bagel-ito
- my sausage mcmuffin
- my breakfast sandwich

list of nicknames for my dogs continued (2/3):
- their actual names, but with the bass boosted as if i were introducing their character on smash bros
- donkey
- bonk
- ladies ("ok ladies! let's go ladies!")
- my gorls
- my brethren
- the superior children

(3/3):
- that one children's tune that goes like "sage-o sage-o bo-bage-o ma-meenie-mynie-mo-mage-o, fee fye fo fage-o, sage-o" but x2 speed
- friends ("hello friends.")
- my oonie-woonie-goonies

bringing this thread back because