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Ferno
Fxrno
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height
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Jamie Hall
PrimitiveMethod
Today, I have been making a ring using mostly medieval methods. My cheats are a blowtorch, and borax, but otherwise, I'm trying to restrict myself. (And baking bread, but this
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Black Lives Matter
cjdachamp09
I’m fine if any team in the bubble wins the nba championship, a thread. If the Clippers win, that would mean back to back FMVP with 2 different teams and
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catherine liu
bureaucatliu
On the rejection of Freud, love of Marx in young people interested in Critical Theory: (@anniemcclanahan actually had a real analysis, mine is pure fantasy fiction) -- Psychoanalysis is like
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dirtycitybird
dirtycitybird
Ok, I'm going to tell the barmbrack story that features @trasinscneach and her partner (who I don't think is on twitter?) First, let me just say, they're the cutest couple.
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Mr Norman Blake
MrNormanBlake1
1/9 Wee story. May have told this one before in my previous twitter life, so apologies if I'm repeating myself. It’s 1991 or 92. Teenage Fanclub are in London. 2/9
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Jilles Groenendijk
jilles_com
“Security by obscurity” - These TSA locks allow you to lock your bag using a self chosen code, whilst the TSA can use there special keys to open the same
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Juan
delcarmen_jorel
jowa mo 'yan, hindi alila.a thread; hindi kayo pumasok sa isang relasyon para gawing "sunud-sunuran" mo lang. lagi mong pinagbabawalan sa mga bagay na gusto niya ring gawin?bakit? ikaw lang
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Placenta Perm 💁🏿♂️
itsjacksonbbz
Just had to ring the hospital & request a vaginal scan, rather than a pelvic one, because my GP uses an outdated system where you can't book men for vaginal
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Jason McCord
MonsterclipRSPN
Let's chat quickly about the War Games event that's coming next week, and "Takeover" modes.Designing Play Apex Takeovers has been a big win for the game. Injecting new gameplay into
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NDN Silver
WingsNDNSilver
Now posted at The NDN Silver Blog, it's a work perfect for this season of caprice, of elemental forces refusing to be bridled or restrained: http://wingssilverwork.com/beneath-a-freeform-sky/. The name of the
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Henry VIII
SussexHenryVIII
So I did some brief research on this piece and either Harry or William have it since it was personal not a crown piece. Though looking through photos this piece
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akih
akihjuul
itzy lightstick as replacement for common items ; thread circular lamp, tower of hanoi frisbee, beyblades clock ring, light-up wheels ring..., inflatable arm thingy lifebouy for something small, hula hoop
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meera✨
bucksh0tangelz
that tag match had incredible storytelling, starting with angry hangman who just wanted to get at ftr, to kenny coming in telling him to chill and to not let them
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James Theo
JamesTheo
With the now perfected homemade Sausage and Egg McMuffin, I am no longer beholden to those arbitrary boundaries of breakfast that other mortals are subjected to. If anyone wants to
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Monty
xvGinsengvx
If your bastard manager/ boss ain’t paying your Furlough money!!!or you think is not paying you the right amount!!! I fuckin gitchu read below 1. HM Revenue and CustomsRing the
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