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nikkekeke
I love puns and dad jokes this is so funny and I’m lame and I wanted to share it anyway I’m sorry here’s another pun/dad joke so LAUGH WITH ME
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Dave Donovan
davrosz
I would say that the difference between me and virtually every other relatively successful journalist or publisher is that I don't regard other journalists or VIPs as any more important
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ohblackthorn
hogwarts houses as types of dark academia — a thread slytherin as ‘darkest academia’—• piping hot black coffee, tired eyes & cold hands, dark wood floors, reading by the window
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[Drawing Commissions Open]
artfulclutz
Stealing @ArcadiaLedger 's thread of "Me vs the Dragon Prince character I am most similar" because it's a great idea.For me, it has always been my man Soren (voiced by
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iD Barkey
iDBarkey
You lose nothing if you don't Retweet this, but you get to be a part of the beginning of greatness if you do.Judge this thread for yourself.It all started when
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Spooky Scary Swearwolf
WerewolfExec
Well, I haven’t been feeling wonderful today and I can’t do video games cause the tracking will make me nauseous but I’ve had this sitting in my stack for a
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Jam𝒾ℯ Marchimera
marchimark
Finally watching #TigerKing . After a full minute and a half, I’m prepared to give this documentary the following awards:Best CostumingBest Fight SceneBest Use of Clown Imagery I would also
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Peter Gainsford
PeterGainsford
Wordplay is pretty common in early-to-classical Greek poetry. But ... don't think of it as puns.When Odysseus tricks the Cyclops with the name 'Nobody' (Outis) and calls that a metis
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tiny bitch man
markspussyjuice
GOT7 photoshop puns i came up with at 1 AM last night: a thread 1) Smoothieyeom no eyebrows bc eyebrow hairs in a smoothie? gross#GOT7 @GOT7Official #갓세븐 2) Bunpimook Bhuwakul
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Jonathan Berry
jonathanpberry
Okay, more people need to be listening to #naddpod right now. I think I need a thread to list the reasons why: Listening to other people play a nerdy tabletop
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connor🏴
ftbIconnor
thread of my favourite puns marathon organisers are really giving us a run for our money a conga line? now that’s something i can get behind my friend is
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babieJhyun
~☆ 1team as random games on my phone: a thread ☆~{mini descriptions included} BC → Cat Quest☆ you play as a cat warrior looking for your sister☆ open world, complete
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Martial
Martial_15
Sco pa tu manaa Hit the Follow button... IFB. What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off. I'm the queen of Puns
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Kevin Gardner
KevinGardner520
At the heart of ‘Epistle to Arbuthnot’ are three masterful portraits of literary types who’ve abused their power - critic, patron & propagandist. This would still be a great poem
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Human
Ngartia
What I would pay right now to... Be in a room full of people when @m2thepower3 walks in and says "partakers?" Be on stage in packed auditorium, throwing @AbuSense_ Abu
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Schmosby
DopeAameen
A thread where I try to recollect how I met my awesome mutuals and some favourite tweeps too. (This will be a dynamic thread) @weazmal and I met when my
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