thread of my favourite puns 👍🏼
marathon organisers are really giving us a run for our money
a conga line? now that’s something i can get behind
my friend is a clown hunter and he has his first hunt tonight, he’s gonna kill it tonight
the whiteboard is a great invention, it’s remarkable
my index finger and my middle finger hated each other but now they’ve made peace ✌🏼
i can’t believe people don’t know what writing a will is about, it’s a dead giveaway
my mate doesn’t know what a cloning device does, well that makes 2 of us
just found out i’ve got the bubonic plague, oh rats!
end of thread 👍🏼
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