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thread of my favourite puns 
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marathon organisers are really giving us a run for our money
a conga line? now thatâs something i can get behind
my friend is a clown hunter and he has his first hunt tonight, heâs gonna kill it tonight
the whiteboard is a great invention, itâs remarkable
my index finger and my middle finger hated each other but now theyâve made peace https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="âđź" title="Victory hand (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (medium light skin tone)">
i canât believe people donât know what writing a will is about, itâs a dead giveaway
my mate doesnât know what a cloning device does, well that makes 2 of us
just found out iâve got the bubonic plague, oh rats!
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