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Finally watching #TigerKing 
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After a full minute and a half, I’m prepared to give this documentary the following awards:
Best Costuming
Best Fight Scene
Best Use of Clown Imagery
After a full minute and a half, I’m prepared to give this documentary the following awards:
Best Costuming
Best Fight Scene
Best Use of Clown Imagery
I would also like to privately own a big cat. It hasn’t even been three minutes, yet, so I reserve the right to change my mind.
Oh shit.. This Okie documentary starts off in Florida?!
How dare you not tell me, COWARDS!
How dare you not tell me, COWARDS!
For the record, Jack’s Kung Fu Panda knowledge has already come in handy. The snow leapard is, in fact, a snow leapard.
Jack has already decided that Joe has fucked the cats. We’re at 8 minutes.
Expeshully
Carol’s really shitting on my ten minute long dream to privately own a big cat. #TigerKing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
So, Doc Big Cat Guy Around The World is a sociopath, right? #TigerKing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
So far, I’m sorely disappointed in the lack of big, hairy pussy puns. #TigerKing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
No shirt, no teeth, no problem. #TigerKing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
