What I would pay right now to...

Be in a room full of people when @m2thepower3 walks in and says "partakers?"

Be on stage in packed auditorium, throwing @AbuSense_ Abu an amused look coz I fucked up and gave him the wrong cue and he said my lines and now we are totally lost but somehow know we will fix it and the audience will never realise...

To be on an aimless drive with @QueenGathoni, with a playlist of playalongs that Milan throws shade at but won't stop requesting later.

Go through the aisles of Naivas with @Misskihoro making puns out of every brand, laughing like idiots and not caring that it is midnight and she's famous.

Be in an audience when @poetteardrops says "watoto wangu eh?"

Be in an audience as a @gufydox jokes falls flat on its face.

Be making fun of @kelvinKaesa with @phyascomusic.

Listen to @_wangwe and @Brianmbunde insult each other over Mbunde's taste in music.

Be sitting in a circle, waiting for @ItsMugambi to connect his phone to a speaker and introduce Tamara Levitt...

Be in a room when @squirecurtis walks in and declares "MY NAME IS ELSAPHAN NJORA AND I AM A SUPERSTAR!"

Watch @Sherr_16, awkward AF, trying to keep up with @_bbydom's social persona and somehow looking lovely as hell together.

Be in the wings as @Laura_Ekumbo gets a whole auditorium to repeat a tongue twister and somehow makes it the most wonderful moment of the day.

To watch @aleyakassam go through the unconscious ritual of tiny activities that surround the entering and starting of Tiny... Right before she so graciously drops everyone at OiLibya.