I spent almost two hours writing this instead of resting because I want to get back to making silly stories on here.

I deleted and reposted the last 3 tweets in the thread to fix typos.

Sorry for any other typos I missed. https://twitter.com/NeilaK20/status/1388636665904869377

Also, if SNL makes a skit based on this with Elon Musk in it I will sue them to hell and back.

^_^~♡

If you're wondering why I'd think it remotely possible that they'd make a skit based on this thread without asking it's because this story I wrote goes on longer than needed and has no punchline. lol