#PARENT

Evan Scissorhands (thank you cha-cha)

evantessuraea

So anyone who follows me for more than a minute knows I'm dad-shaped, dad-identified, and also a dad. I talk about my kids all the time, promote the one on

whitney ⧖☽

natsmoonlight

if you asked the avengers to watch your baby: a thread steve: “oh uh.. yeah sure! hey little guy! oh- shh stop crying, why are u crying??” *awkwardly bounces baby*

Megan Rowe

SRMeganRowe

Not trying to be a hater, but I’m amazed by people who help out their mom friends because the husband is going to be away for like, a week? THE

Suzy Hobbs Baker

SuzyHobbsBaker

I used to dislike cars and malls and fast fashion. And then I became a parent and I *really* value having access to all of these things. We need more

Phil Plait

BadAstronomer

In 2016, a VERY bright fireball fell over Arizona. When scientists examined pieces of it that fell to Earth, they found it look a *lot* like the rock that exploded

AmbitiousWomenForVP

UnitedAsOne2020

This is the TRIUTH about Kamala:1. She never jailed anyone for Truancy, definitely not kids.2. She made the marijuana prostitution rate go down more than 50% compared to the person

♥️OT_Expert♥️

OT_Expert

Parent Blaming & PDA THREAD:Unless you have an #autistic child with #PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance) - it's very hard to fully understand the difficulties & complexities of day to day

Melissa Petro

melissapetro

So apparently I have a new part-time job and that is arguing w people online who think it’s ridiculous for women to sacrifice their careers and become fulltime caregivers in

Chawanna

DrChaeEd

You cannot parent all of your children exactly the same and expect to get the same results unless they are the same exact children, and even then... You will need

Matt Cassidy

Matt_Cassidy

Don't be surprised if MLB clubs, watching their MiLB affiliates' precarious financial situations, wait for them to reach the brink or hit bankrupty, then buy those affiliates themselves for pennies

Edgar Allan Bitch- Tea-Fuelled Opinions Machine 🫖

edgar_a_bitch

So these last couple of days we were reminded AGAIN that some parents will use their kids’ neurotype to excuse LITERALLY ANYTHING including “breaking quarantine and endangering everyone” and “actual

Oti Goodhind

otigart

Sp today. Death 288, out of hospital 98732. Infection rate at 0.8%Super numbers and today is the first day out for a walk for kids under 14 with a parent

James Felton

JimMFelton

A friend sent me this and now I can’t think of anything else Possible solutions:The Parent Trap but it’s catsFace Off but it’s catsMission Impossible but it’s catsCats but it’s

Nadine Jolie Courtney

nadinecourtney

Pregnancy/parent twitter: I'm packing my hospital bag. What would you recommend as a must-have—and what did you pack and not use? I think I overpacked with my first but there

𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙

swinshi

There are beliefs both sides have of the other's motives that are widely off the mark. Having spent years interacting (and self-identifying, sort-of) with both sides at one time or

nia

redstrands

gofs but they're always touching each other, leaning into each other, megumi sits on gojo's lap, megumi walks right next to him, hands brushing. just enough physical contact that most