unfortunately, i& #39;ve decided the entire new c/evans photoshoot is actually from a modern/no super powers AU in which he has a 5 year old daughter who he allows to choose all his clothes for him while he& #39;s work from home and so she obvious chooses everything hideous he& #39;s ever owned

and anyway, that& #39;s what he comes into the zoom meeting wearing and it is, unfortunately, what his very attractive neighbor sees him walking to the curb in to take out the trash.