unfortunately, i've decided the entire new c/evans photoshoot is actually from a modern/no super powers AU in which he has a 5 year old daughter who he allows to choose all his clothes for him while he's work from home and so she obvious chooses everything hideous he's ever owned

and anyway, that's what he comes into the zoom meeting wearing and it is, unfortunately, what his very attractive neighbor sees him walking to the curb in to take out the trash.