#Momma

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phiIsaIien

animal death //hi so . i got half a litter of fosters yesterday and we found out today we were lies to about their health. we were told they went

m i l l a 🏳️‍🌈

queondaparcee

Here's a story i just remembered cuz it's 5 AM and i'm Hallucinating. anyways this sorry has me CACKLING my love life's a joke, a thread: So in middle school

Dad That Writes ☕

dadthatwrites

my wife is the baddest bitch on earth and here's our childbirth story.fucking thread when she was in labor with our daughter, it was fucking crazy. at first she was

Mike “I am the prize” Jenkins

skinny_que

Asked my baby momma for $500 a month to help with my son since she said she wasn’t ready to raise a child and gave up custody. She told me

Tezii

TeziiGrinds_

The fact that u assume that shit bruh u lame ash like we just chilling and streaming... on my momma cuh I sad asf...https://twitter.com/goatedjayj/status/1260682734109933568 Then @Kicks_2K that’s how u

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲 🐝 ®

StreetsyB

Let me tell y’all something that people will never admit. When it comes to social media (especially twitter) if you respond to someone in a way that they don’t like

Zeba Khan

Zebasez

Fifteen Dozen Eggs: A true story.So eggs were sold out EXCEPT for the mega FIFTEEN DOZEN box. So that’s how many we have now. 12 x 15 = 180 eggs.

SixBrownChicks

SixBrownChicks

It’s time to share your #WednesdayWisdom! Tag a friend and let’s go. #SBCCHAT #relationships #RelationshipAdvice #adultsonly Q1. Gained 8 pounds on lockdown w/ boyfriend (dating 10 months live @ his

Simba's Nala

baefcg

GUYS. THERES A FAMILY OF CATS IN MY BACKYARD. ITS SUPPOSED TO RAIN TOMORROW. HOW DO I HELP THEM?! So I put out a little shelter with tuna, water and

BRIANA⁷🍒 | NSFR

briasoboojie

For a fiction writing course I’m taking (I love perfecting my craft) I had to visualize and write about a place that stands out to me. I wrote about my

Jennifer Ward

SticksMix

An update about Leah and Maya Joe (apparently Jen Martelli misspelled the baby's name, as it's not Mia Joe), but we now know.Leah is now havibg contractions. Please pray fervently

Jess

verassica

LISTEN UP MFS!!! Please RT! Kittens need a home Momma cat (stray) has been kicking it at my dad’s business. Turns out that bitch was pregnant!! If you’ve never owned

liv 🐝

_hiphoptalk

my favorite line off of each song on some rap songs: a thread 1. shattered dreams“i said peace to my dirty water drinkers, nobody tryna get it cleanwhy ain’t nobody

Sam :)

amiableblanket

My date told our server (on our first date) it was our two year anniversary to get free dessert but then ate it by himself My date was sweet and

ᴮᴱkruti⁷⁺⁴. black swan supermacy.

namfinessed

tryna meet your momma on a sunday, then make a lotta love on a monday- bts & bp edition

Cam

whatidosmh

?https://twitter.com/whatidosmh/status/1246937130284322819 Nah I need to remember my twitter password ASAP Shut your bitch ass up bitch @whatidosmh Mans @ me like I was gon get the notification, just dumb as