My date told our server (on our first date) it was our two year anniversary to get free dessert but then ate it by himself

My date was sweet and all but then he told me he was 16

My date spent the entire evening talking about how everyone should be vegan and how evil corporate America is

My date learned I spoke Spanish and then proceeded to not allow me to speak English at all the rest of the evening.

My date& I met up at a restaurant and his first words to me were, "Oh! I see you're not a makeup wearing kind of lady!" I was wearing makeup

I FORGOT THE BEST ONE!!!!

My date's ride to & from our dinner was his BABY MOMMA!!!! He had failed to mention he was a dad (of 2!!!!) at any time before!!!

Tonight’s addition: was 20 min late to dinner, had already eaten, vaped every 2 min, used the n word repeatedly, ended our date w/ a high 5

A guy asked me on a date & his bio says “fck a dad bod i got a xan bod.I was once stabbed w/ a power drill.” Yes or no? Cast ur votes