#Momma

VERIVERY as Winnie-the-Pooh characters, a necessary thread: Dongheon as Rabbit:- fluffy elder- will boss with good intention- cares lots about his friends- is not taken seriously, then angry bc of
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Friday is actually a dark comedy. Shit. Well both now Smokey used to be my favorite movie character until today. Today i realized. That nigga was not Craig’s nigga
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When I was 11, I bawled a stylist out for complaining about my hair being “too thick”. I said “Ain’t my momma paying you?! You do HAIR, right?!” I remember
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There is a man with SIX baby mommas at my job, and three work here too. And he’s living with the second to last one while dating the currently pregnant
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Who needs to meet the 3 week old foster kittens? You know you all do. Let’s get started.Disclaimer: all ridiculous names chosen by the 10 and 8 year old, literally
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Oxytocin is a super hormone. It floods through mothers during childbirth. It facilitates milk production and is passed on through breast milk. Eye contact between parents and babies creates an
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Hit her with holiday text..... #InsecureHBO Tell yo momma I said hey and hope she cooked that sweet potato pie again.... Tell yo Lil brother I will still whoop
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Tory an artist so at the end of the day he was gonna put some shit out regardless but, the way my morals are set up I don’t respect anyone
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Muva’s Day Thread 1. At what age did your momma let you start wearing makeup? #FENTYBEAUTYMAMAS 2. What makeup products did you steal from your mom? (We all did
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Pinning refs because the more places I save my refs on, the better. I love them Ah yes, creepy momma and evil child
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flexin' my homies — a thread; @airishaalijah (virgo)- wholesome af- thicc and yummy momma- lead poccpocc- "your future registered medical technologist, kung di papalarin future mo pwede rin" @reynsalvado (sagittarius)-
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So, world dna day is coming up this week, and Embark is having a sale on their kits! I have 13 dogs I still need to test, so I need
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Just one second. You’re telling me that @mochamomma was born today? We bout to celebrate The gigi momma sistah frand Who never has time for your mess But will definitely
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Modern women are weak, selfish, and extremely narcissistic. We must start raising our daughters better than this! If you daughter comes to you pregnant and scared, your first words shouldn't
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My momma doesn't understand what hashtags are used for exactly. She puts them in every text. shorty lol sent my mom a pic of me with crusty lips as
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Some guy once beat my ass, and I plotted to get him fired and had his baby momma refuse for him to see his kid. That's how I fight.To this
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