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alright i’m just gonna live tweet ice age. disclaimer: i haven’t slept in three days so the beginning is actually fucked up like this bitch jumps off a cliff and
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I have a little story to tell. It’s kind of a ride. It will likely only have any importance to me, so feel free to mute the next batch of
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i was at a gas station vacuuming my car the other day, headphones in doing my thing. when i got out, an older man was literally leaning on my car
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She looks to be a blank slate. See the way she looks up to ponder or squints when she smiles. She looks naive, whimsical and innocent; traits fundamentally present in
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COVID Update September 20: So how are you doing? I know I know I know. Really I do.You’re either racing your boat at the bottom of some lake with a
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Funny place this, random conversations about living in care, dishing out snippets of life as you lived it. Then with all the best will in the world, people get involved,
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Are YOU allowed to criticise Neil Lennon?A 'Choose your own adventure' thread.1. Are you below the age of 35? If you said ‘Yes’, your adventure is over and you are
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One of the funny things to me about people price shaming someone for super low prices or super high prices is that... some of us do both? My OnlyFans is
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hey i'm gonna talk about a quickie little thing now that i have the green light to go about it in this wayabout a month and a half ago i
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Not drinking at ChristmasSo you’re not drinking alcohol. Ok. What else is going on? You want a ginger ale or something?This doesn’t happen. “Why not?” That’s the question. “Why are
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Parents got the second dose of vaccine in Janak Puri today . Told them seedha ghar aana. Just got a call from a friend, who runs a restaurant on Jail
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1-Thread on information & digital networks & personal/intellectual growth. I'll get around to it but this is mostly about how I've used platforms like @MargRev to leapfrog knowledge & am
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“You have no idea what you’re talking about” is a funny phrase. After all, everybody has *some* idea about what they’re talking about. The idea might be misinformed or inaccurate
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cAN WE GO BACK WHEN FASCISTS WHERE ONLY ON FICTIONAL WORKS AND NOT LIKE REAL PEOPLE DOING REAL DAMAGE BECAUSE WW2 HAPPENED AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE YEAH THAT SHIT BAD
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I normally tweet some of the funny things my residents say to me during shift, but here is a thread of some of the things they’ve said to me since
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One time when I was a teenager I was rifling through my mother’s room and found a book called Home Truths: Lesbian Mothers Come Out To Their Daughters. Someone had
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