Oats tricks the body into thinking it’s protein loading cause of it’s cummy texture https://twitter.com/miss_saney/status/1252493350428524544

Niggas gonna act like they’ve never cranked that Soulja boi and it landed on their chest without enough toilet paper so they had to use their palm and lick the rest off their fingers.

Niggas gonna act like kissing your girl before she swallows so you can get some protein action doesn’t slap, because amagrootman haven’t co-signed it yet.

Honey glazed oats anyone?

Funny* texture