#FUNNY

a.j.

96cvban

MUTUALS ONLY!!Drop An Emoji And I Will Write Something About You. 10. You're fucking dopeeeee. Definitely one of my favourite mutuals, sis, you're up there. And you're so funny

JalapeñoJelly

jalapeno_mac

My child was raped. She had surgery a few months later. As she was waking from anesthesia, she began having trauma seizures. We had no idea what was going on,

jack mckeever

KeeveMusic

I *have* decided to rip-off a bunch of other literary types and start a thread of every book I read this year. I'm 25 now and mostly enjoy eating veggie

ivory ♡’s lizzie🍭

REPUTATIONLT

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬. I apologise for this thread I thought it was a funny idea

Daniel Summers, MD

WFKARS

If any of you young gays are looking for a show to binge, may I humbly suggest Absolutely Fabulous? Fair warning to Americans: be prepared to have no idea why

qq | ᵇˡᵐ @ mr reinhardtzar im just a hole,,,

_syqy

alright.......... time to finally read maydays............................. i guess this will be my livetweet thread for ppl to mute if they need e. eggplant????????? h SARIEL?!?!?!?!? HGOFWELKSJFLKDFSF IT'S VOICED IN ENGLISH!?!??!

Trevor Purdy

TrevorsIdeas

Our pandemic controls are working. Our jobs are recovering. Consumer spending is recovering. We have a lot to be thankful for here. Were there bumps in the road? Sure. LTC

JustJoking

JustANormalHum1

It's kind of funny how it was a big deal when "shut-up and dribble" came out, and people were clamoring unfair bias and racism. But now that the left disagrees

Zee

j9suh

Like this and I’ll write something about you! It may be kinda short tho I’ll stop at maybe 30 @hyvckluvr You’re one of the softest people I’ve ever met I

Evelyn Morris

EveMorris

Throw back to the days when the #BringBackBhekiCele campaign was trending (2014, 2017, 2018)It seems funny to me how the same WhatsApp groups who demanded this in 2017 and 2018

Parker Molloy

ParkerMolloy

It’s funny seeing people get all riled up over Newsom calling California a “nation-state” as though that’s unique to him. Here’s Schwarzenegger doing the same in one of his inaugural

Bill Shillito

solidangles

Goal for this year in College Algebra: #EndSimplifyI want to be transparent about what students should do. Expand, contract, write without negative exponents, write WITH negative exponents. "Simplify" is subjective

im 25 im ambivalent | wheeze 🦦

stansstanstan

so i'm in a group chat of like 300 english teachers and today one of the mundanest things ever made me cackle like a witch so twt story time so

Nikki⁷

queenoftyops

BTS members as Naruto Characters; a thread Namjoon as Kakashi Seokjin as Jiraya because they're both FUNNY AS HELL C'MON Yoongi as Itachi, also he would have the sharingan if

YASS Jury

YassJury

CW// JendrikJendrik and his stans, do NOT open this thread. I repeat do not. Moving on to Germany @zittiebuonis - 0.0"i wish i could give this negatives. it makes

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Mekatoskii

Sometimes I wonder what the purpose of vent art is other than self-expression combined with the short-lived attention you get when you post it. It just doesn't make any logical