#FUNNY

Alexandra Erin

AlexandraErin

Miss Piggy is kind of a spin on that John Berger quote that goes "You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her

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1991HEROIN

my thoughts on the zodiac signs based on absolutely nothing other than my biased opinions, a thread aries- sexy as hell- funniest friend- probably have anger issues- get jealous- hot

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fairietzu

some jokes are completely harmless tbh, others like misgendering, making fun of their pronunciation or ones that clearly upset the members aren’t. there’s rly not a problem with calling chaeyoung

Southern Gothicc

JellyfishSando

Thread of phrases that my Appalachian family says that I’ve never heard anywhere else “I’ll dance at your weddin.” This one is used in place of please after a request,

Emily vS

Horrorellablog

So, it's beautiful in Seattle today. So my husband and decide to take a little drive. In our car, windows up, totally safe. Here's a pic of Lake Washington. And

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yooyeonseoks

I’m literally so funny wtf Hilarious I know x Help

Noah Antwiler

TheSpoonyOne

Watching "Fist of the North Star" for the first time. I actually don't know much of anything about it.It's fucking terrible. It's like... like One Punch Man is Mad Max.

Peter Rojas

peterrojas

When Eddie Van Halen was asked to do the solo on “Beat It” from Thriller he didn’t want to be credited or paid because it would make everything too complicated.

Garry Kasparov

Kasparov63

There may be more or less about Kerry's "loose lips" re Iran and Israel, but he's always had a problem dealing with dictatorships. That he's currently boasting of "progress" with

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JoellasWorld

When ppl say God is real, I just wonder if they ignore all the ppl that are suffering to come to that conclusion. And I’m not being funny. I genuinely

S.G. Wong

S_G_Wong

im not the first to say this, won't be the last:surviving past trauma = having tactics that, when needed, kept us alive + moving forward, but at some point, if

Alexia

IdioticTwinkles

My flatmate is sulking. we went to get curry and I suggested the fastest way to get there, I GREW UP IN THE AREA, but he wanted to direct even

jeremy

jeremythunder

It's funny how the same people who demand we apologize for noted transphobe Joe Rogan ceaselessly compare every event in the news to books written by noted transphobe JK Rowling

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SSEULBEARKANG

Spill or Drink with @laskysea. Disclaimer: This thread doesn't have any association with the real Kang Seulgi. All the answers are solely based on the mundane's perspective and experiences. Questions:https://twitter.com/laskysea/status/126058

emily

cthteeth

𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠 𝙙𝙢𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙢: 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 so for context me and lottie were put into a gc with just us an calum,,, i just wanted him to support

Evil MoPac

EvilMopacATX

https://twitter.com/KVUE/status/1263650793170907138 Georgetown is like the funny friend in a rom-com, except the friend isn't funny Georgetown is Round Rock's Nordstrom Rack Georgetown makes Marfa look fun Getting busted with a