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- sexy as hell
- funniest friend
- probably have anger issues
- get jealous
- hot as fuck
- best sign
- literally everyone is jealous of you
- depressed
- kinky mfs
- gay
- sexy as hell
- funniest friend
- probably have anger issues
- get jealous
- hot as fuck
- best sign
- literally everyone is jealous of you
- depressed
- kinky mfs
- gay
taurus
- annoying but it’s tolerable
- overachiever
- try to be perfect all the time it’s kinda annoying
- everyone loves you
- like you’re not popular but no one has anything bad to say
- nice but shit talk about literally everyone behind their backs
- straight
- annoying but it’s tolerable
- overachiever
- try to be perfect all the time it’s kinda annoying
- everyone loves you
- like you’re not popular but no one has anything bad to say
- nice but shit talk about literally everyone behind their backs
- straight
gemini
- literally shut up
- everything you do is for attention
- i hate you please stop talking
- go away
- you’re annoying
- you’re probably not doing well with online school
- you try to get out of everything
- only child
- out and proud
- literally shut up
- everything you do is for attention
- i hate you please stop talking
- go away
- you’re annoying
- you’re probably not doing well with online school
- you try to get out of everything
- only child
- out and proud
cancer
- super chill
- just vibing honestly
- hate drama
- probably listen to r&b or rap or smth similar
- close circle of friends
- you’re really funny and not in an annoying way
- i probably think you hate me because you intimidate me
- literally so straight
- super chill
- just vibing honestly
- hate drama
- probably listen to r&b or rap or smth similar
- close circle of friends
- you’re really funny and not in an annoying way
- i probably think you hate me because you intimidate me
- literally so straight
leo
- oh my god go away
- low key toxic
- but you don’t realize it
- you think everyone likes you but they probably don’t
- so rude
- try too hard to be quirky and unique
- bad style
- only listen to 60s and 70s music because you think it makes you different
- straight
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- oh my god go away
- low key toxic
- but you don’t realize it
- you think everyone likes you but they probably don’t
- so rude
- try too hard to be quirky and unique
- bad style
- only listen to 60s and 70s music because you think it makes you different
- straight
virgo
- give off red vibes
- funny but in a weird way
- everyone loves you but you have a close circle of friends
- obsessed with old white men
- probably listen to 70s and 80s rock but in a cool way
- good style
- straight but a little gay
- give off red vibes
- funny but in a weird way
- everyone loves you but you have a close circle of friends
- obsessed with old white men
- probably listen to 70s and 80s rock but in a cool way
- good style
- straight but a little gay
libra
- something about y’all don’t sit right with me
- like ur in the middle not the best sign but not the worst
- probably like super baby
- quiet
- pink vibes?? idk you probably like unicorns or something
- gay
- something about y’all don’t sit right with me
- like ur in the middle not the best sign but not the worst
- probably like super baby
- quiet
- pink vibes?? idk you probably like unicorns or something
- gay
scorpio
- honestly i don’t have a problem with you
- unless you give me a reason not to like you
- but you seem chill
- give me blue vibes. like the ocean
- probably gay tbh
- honestly i don’t have a problem with you
- unless you give me a reason not to like you
- but you seem chill
- give me blue vibes. like the ocean
- probably gay tbh
sagittarius
- you’ve never done anything bad to me but i still don’t like you
- idk you give me bad vibes
- probably chill though
- you probably like horses or live on a farm
- straight straight
- you’ve never done anything bad to me but i still don’t like you
- idk you give me bad vibes
- probably chill though
- you probably like horses or live on a farm
- straight straight
capricorn
- i feel like you watch kids cartoons and for that reason i hate you
- but also i think we’d get along
- ur also probably super vanilla. no shame though
- literally a baby not intimidating at all
- straight but in a john mulaney way
- i feel like you watch kids cartoons and for that reason i hate you
- but also i think we’d get along
- ur also probably super vanilla. no shame though
- literally a baby not intimidating at all
- straight but in a john mulaney way
aquarius
- i mean you get harry styles so extra points for that
- but you’re also super annoying
- but like it wouldn’t bother me too much
- ur love language is touch
- but please stop touching me i hate it
- shy but confident
- maybe just a little gay
- i mean you get harry styles so extra points for that
- but you’re also super annoying
- but like it wouldn’t bother me too much
- ur love language is touch
- but please stop touching me i hate it
- shy but confident
- maybe just a little gay
anyways these are all jokes and mean nothing in the long run so please don’t take it seriously !! i’m sure you’re all amazing and i love you all okay bye
pisces
- funny
- probably don’t have a lot of friends though
- literally no fashion sense but it’s okay
- short
- pink vibes tbh
- idk why but you remind me of shrimp
- probably gay
- funny
- probably don’t have a lot of friends though
- literally no fashion sense but it’s okay
- short
- pink vibes tbh
- idk why but you remind me of shrimp
- probably gay
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