#FUNNY

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Top 10 reasons why you should date me 1. I’m clingy Wait is that a good reason or a bad reason or both? 2. Im funny (I think) 3. I’m
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Why Twitter should give me the voice thing: a thread 1. Loli voice- I’m extremely good at sounding like a small child, I can curse or bless your timeline with
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To deny that Northern Nigeria doesn't have a history of extreme preaching is to be in total denial of a shared reality. However, we do not need folks whose past
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being funny is a con ??? somebodies gotta do it and it’s not uhttps://twitter.com/jenocvlt/status/1249483553181663237 place stay away from us and jungwoo op and the rest of nct by the
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Men perpetually disappoint Me on so many levels.This isn't about any one man in particular, but the gender as whole.You can think that it's not you, maybe it's not ...
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hopefully cold take but if ur chirping about how socialist electoral strategy failed since bernie didn’t win + now we can move on to ~real revolution~ you’re thinking like a
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Talking to my mate Mags about her gay hairdresser friend, who had the raging hots for her brother. She took him with her when she went to get her hair
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why hating on stans that stan a character u hate is totally valid !! — a thread - it isn’t and if you genuinely think that you’re being funny when
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This is funny because the DSA fucking LOVES cops and declined to ratify the chapter I helped found's bylaws because we had a section giving us the power to oust
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Okay so I’m going to make a thread of A3! charas crying because like the person I am I must waste all my SP in order to feel pain :DJuza
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Fun fact that I just learned on a Friday night: There is a type of owl called a "morepork" and it is so named because of its call: "more-pork." It
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the hate that zendaya and brie larson got was excused and ignored. but chris pratt a cis straight male gets some hate and here comes mark ruffalo and robert downey
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izone as love live characters: a thread DISCLAIMER: i didn't include the nijigasaki girls because their anime has yet to be released and i don't know their personalities very well
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People are so weirdWhen it comes to insulin they'll rant and rave about how burdensome the cost is and want it to be essentially free of chargeBut say cannabis is
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It's not a joke. It's real. When you don't educate yourself, you fall for the propaganda.I stopped actively using FB after elections 2016. I had tried my best to counter
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