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Georgetown is like the funny friend in a rom-com, except the friend isn't funny
Georgetown is Round Rock's Nordstrom Rack
Georgetown makes Marfa look fun
Getting busted with a dime bag in Georgetown is 25 to life in prison
Georgetown has one wi-fi password they all share
In The Avengers, Georgetown is Hawkeye
Georgetown has an unrequited crush on Cedar Park
Georgetown uses a Hunger Games lottery to pick the Mayor and City Council
Nobody knows what Georgetown's mascot is, because it's always hiding
Georgetown probably issued an arrest warrant for me and are sending a film crew over to record the takedown
But I'll quadruple bill them all on my toll lane, hook up with a good lawyer, and come out $30-$40 ahead after hiring some local riff-raff to spray paint MOPAC'S BIOTCH on the steps of Georgetown city hall
Georgetown is Pflugerville Light
Georgetown announced they're re-opening after COVID-19 and everybody's like "nah, we're good"
I've lost all 3 of my Georgetown followers that don't have dial-up internet
Austin is to Georgetown as Whataburger is to Hot Pockets
Waco gets insulted when people confuse it with Georgetown
Georgetown claimed they knew the guy in The Sixth Sense was dead the whole time, but really they left the theater halfway through to crash Bowfinger
Georgetown's favorite Godfather movie was The Godfather: Part III
Georgetown doesn't get why the Roses don't love living in Schitt's Creek
Georgetown's favorite Van Halen lead singer is Gary Cherone
When Georgetown sneezes nobody says "Bless You"
When Georgetown shows up at a Steiner Ranch swinger party everyone pretends to be faithful to their spouse
