#Drunk

Tamia Akiiki

KeitashaLinda

On Sat we had a bbq, a neighbor made attempts to make conversations with me. And it went like this; I like the african tribes, the way the africans spit

leelee

KINGAALYCE

my girlfriend entertains all of my dramatics. last night i hit my toe and fell out on the floor. she came over and sucked em till i was good again.

Kerry-Anne Mendoza

TheMendozaWoman

Prepping for Fascism:I’ve spent my whole life preparing for this crisis. I’m a Black, gay socialist, with a disabled, Jewish wife. Both of us live our lives knowing we’d be

Paul Nolan

pnolan99

Interesting to see a member of your family subject to a twitter pile-on.The following are personal thoughts and opinions.Philip has worked for over 14 months, putting in savage hours, in

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Virtual1nstinct

1 like = 1 subtweet after reading ur timeline for a few minutesthey will be out of order. have fun please stop posting exclusively short banal tweets like you're

AL

RAFFETTOAL

#NewProfilePic The original point of this pic was to tweet that it will improve your pool time, IMO, if u remove contact lenses before goggle time that’s a metaphor for

Tito

maroontito

Share ko lang, I once ‘dated’ this guy, madalas kami lumabas para uminom usually sa Sarah’s. Minsan 2:30 pa lang haha. Minsan after class. Umaabot kami hanggang magsara. He’s smart,

Rohini Singh

rohini_sgh

A CBI inquiry has been ordered in the #HathrasCase. For it to be a truly fair inquiry the following officers have to be questioned by the CBI. 1) DM Praveen

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DecadentSparrow

Imagine catching a late night cab home when you’re semi-drunk and having to correctly pronounce “Sunny Blunts Estate” as your address it’s a nice bit of brutalism, & the

ally✨

allylovesgiyu

presenting why THE Ivan Mariani, the loml, is the best boy in the whole world- a thread - please read this till the end i beg you ivan deserves to

Kipperlab/Rem

Kipperlab

[Starter, open to anyone: TW: gore, violence, The beast...: Surrender]*CRASH* Another bottle of empty whisky crashes against the wall. Was not drunk but had emptied several bottles of good booze.

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lylylykth

live tweeting getting drunk i’m playing mario kart and for every round i don’t get top three places i take a shot ps i am alr tipsy so there’s that

K Anant Rao

KAnantrao

Loco Pilots in India: An inspiration for Investment AdvisorsIt takes 10-12 years of training for someone to graduate from an Asst. Loco Pilot to a Loco Pilot Shunter."Training Matters". Period..

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Violin_Tay

QUESTION THREAD 1.Full name? 2.Nickname? 3. Birth month? 4. Relationship status? 5. Girl best friend? 6. Guy best friend? 7. Last person you called? 8. Favorite quote? 9. Longest relationship?

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dorkwinsalive

I talked to @damnchou about an AU last night where Erwin has a youtube channel and makes videos about super boring historical war related stuff there (tactics, battles, etc.) It

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vainbizzle

michelle while she’s drunk: a thread yeahttps://twitter.com/onelifehes/status/1302849586269007873 agreedhttps://twitter.com/onelifehes/status/1302827885674151941 the way she doesn’t remember tweeting this eitherhttps://twitter.co