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they will be out of order. have fun
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they will be out of order. have fun
please stop posting exclusively short banal tweets like you& #39;re the philip glass of twitter dot com
tbh the only time i interact with you is when i notice you liking 29 of my tweets in a row and it& #39;s a shame because i think you have really interesting thoughts rolling around in that head but you just don& #39;t tweet often enough to make the conversion feel automatic
i don& #39;t even have anything mean to say, we literally started talking today and all i wanna do is pat ur head and buy you stuffies and maybe bend you over the radiator to see whether i can finish before you burn your hands um i mean hello
you& #39;re onto something here. last winter i got extremely drunk and walked in -20 degree fahrenheit weather, no public bathrooms in 2 miles. i whipped it out and pissed right onto the face, saw some girls i knew from college, waved, they burst out laughing. extremely alpha vibe
someday i& #39;ll make good on this for you and poop on a retired apple server. first i must trick apple into hiring me tho
u bl/acc king
you are a master of the aesthetic retweet
wow anon i& #39;m so impressed you& #39;re attuned enough to dunk on 2014 lesswrong posts. have you considered getting laid
you are the reason i regret extinguishing my passion for science. i& #39;m trying to get it back, and when i do, i hope you& #39;re still single so i can take you out to a first date where we race marbles and get really competitive about fermi estimating the tracks.
thanks for reminding me i need to buy some gray sweatpants for, uh. reasons
