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1 like = 1 subtweet after reading ur timeline for a few minutes
they will be out of order. have fun
they will be out of order. have fun
please stop posting exclusively short banal tweets like you're the philip glass of twitter dot com
tbh the only time i interact with you is when i notice you liking 29 of my tweets in a row and it's a shame because i think you have really interesting thoughts rolling around in that head but you just don't tweet often enough to make the conversion feel automatic
i don't even have anything mean to say, we literally started talking today and all i wanna do is pat ur head and buy you stuffies and maybe bend you over the radiator to see whether i can finish before you burn your hands um i mean hello
you're onto something here. last winter i got extremely drunk and walked in -20 degree fahrenheit weather, no public bathrooms in 2 miles. i whipped it out and pissed right onto the face, saw some girls i knew from college, waved, they burst out laughing. extremely alpha vibe
someday i'll make good on this for you and poop on a retired apple server. first i must trick apple into hiring me tho
u bl/acc king
you are a master of the aesthetic retweet
wow anon i'm so impressed you're attuned enough to dunk on 2014 lesswrong posts. have you considered getting laid
you are the reason i regret extinguishing my passion for science. i'm trying to get it back, and when i do, i hope you're still single so i can take you out to a first date where we race marbles and get really competitive about fermi estimating the tracks.
thanks for reminding me i need to buy some gray sweatpants for, uh. reasons
