#NewProfilePic

The original point of this pic was to tweet that it will improve your pool time, IMO, if u remove contact lenses before goggle time that’s a metaphor for y’all btw

Lawyers are artists but I’m a different kind of artist now

I was in a Paris Hilton cult boarding school when livejournal came out am I reinventing with this thread ??!!?

I found out who Susan Orleans was from her drunk tweeting. Still don’t actually know what she does. My point is if u follow me u can retweet this they don’t really get that on LinkedIn

Is it true that On Twitter the only costs are reputational?

If u r seeing this u r special

What if I left this thread up

@susanorlean the first time I tried MSU’s anorlean to tag u my phone autocorrects to

All typos are diegetic I am P L A Y A N G A CHARACTER

Enuff for today see y’all tomorrow