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amysayswtf
THREAD ABOUT THE ROYAL ORDER OF JESTERSThe Jesters are a tax-exempt branch of Freemasons โ (specifically Shriners). Jesters specialize in brainwashing through comedy or clown terrorism (Juggalos). Most major comedians
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Adam Conover
adamconover
A lot of wealthy people seem to be under the mistaken impression that having money makes them funny and likable. It is our sworn duty as comedians to disabuse them
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ChemicalMishap
I made a thread recently about Chris D'elia, LA comedy scene filled with abusive degenerates, how a lot of comics knew about Chris but didn't speak up, @joerogan and his
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Roderic Day
RodericDay
Greenwald didn't "turn right," he's always been reactionary. If instead of self-criticizing we indulge in cheap narratives of betrayal we will repeat them.In fact, those insisting that we tolerate Chinaphobes
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long tall sh(ort)y ๐
oblabeatles
On the 53rd Anniversary of the release of 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band', here is a thread about the celebrities featured on the album cover and why The Beatles
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aleezayโท
wishbts_
if you miss these three together, i am here to tell you i miss these three together more than you do https://twitter.com/jinluvubot/status/1278129998247968768 they're so rheuei. i miss them sm most
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King Juwan
KingTrillaX
The real comedy on Vine, fuck all the comedians yโall be talking about Another Vine compilation I made because the underground mfs on there was hilarious I found
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Male Comedian Apologises
Comedian_Sorry
**STEPPING OUT OF CHARACTER ALERT** Thank you so much for reading these tweets. I really wasnโt expecting the account to blow up like this (itโs been a strange week!) but
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Alex Regan
regan_alex
Tim Key is one of my favourite comedians. I've seen him live loads of times and since this short was released I've probably watched it 50 times.https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p065wf8d/comedy-shorts-wonderdate In 2018 he
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StacyKwon8
SM's CEO signed him at 8YG's CEO signed him at 12BigHit's CEO is jealous of his songwriting abilityStill voted as one of the best male soloist by CEOs and he
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Sammy Andrews
sammyandrews
I just got offered my first guestlist to a virtual festival What a time to be aliveItโs 34 a ticket, limited capacity AND they sold early bird tickets!Genuinely interested
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Ben Burgis
BenBurgis
"Oh, I see you're complaining about Nero fiddling while Rome burns again. Pretty ironic that you found time to complain about this *as Rome burns*."--Very Smart People in 59 AD,
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small robots
smolrobots
Imagine being the creator of some of the best-loved sitcoms of recent decades, then getting so mad that people called one of your shows transphobic that you proceed to go
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๐ฅ Kareem Carr ๐ฅ
kareem_carr
THIS IS AN EXPLAINER for academic Twitter concerning James Lindsay (@ConceptualJames). I watched an interview with him where he explains how he thinks about Twitter and I learned a lot!
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Erika Heidewald, Proud Autistic Bitch
erikaheidewald
what does @NEXTforAUTISM really stand for? this essay by one of their board members whoโs also part of producing #ColorTheSpectrum about how she abused and abandoned her autistic son for
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lin
ptgvibe
pentagon being comedians, a thread: a for effort 2020, i donโt really like you. bye~ n(ice) pun, very cool no respect for the leader sigh... i love his lack of
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