A lot of wealthy people seem to be under the mistaken impression that having money makes them funny and likable. It is our sworn duty as comedians to disabuse them of this notion.

Elon Musk should stay in his lane! Unlike his self-driving cars, which regularly leave their lanes without warning, killing everyone inside.

That said, everyone who’s saying that Elon is unqualified to host SNL is wrong: He’s spent his entire career taking credit for other people making him look good.

And I actually understand why Lorne booked Elon: His one truly remarkable skill is tricking other rich idiots into thinking he’s a genius.

Anyway, can’t wait to see which Reddit memes he copy-pastes for his monologue! Dude is an absolute legend, Dogecoin TO THE MOON!!!