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Anosognosiogenesis
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Whenever I see police departments getting orders of magnitude more funding than schools, I think of brood parasites.The small bird here, is convinced the huge one is its baby. The
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Imagine elon musk as the most incompetent bond villain.He's like "no mr bond, expect to die from my CYBORG BOARS" as a hatch opens5 potbellied piglets come bumbling in, each
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Take a moment to imagine the Kool-aid Man, old.His jug is empty, only a thin sugary crust and dessicated fruit fly corpses on the bottom indicating his former contents. His
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Suppose someone takes a snapshot of a human brain, accurate down to synaptic gaps. Now they make exactly one change to one neuron. There are a *lot* of neurons, which
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My modest proposal is that we replace debates with hallucinogenic vision quests.Each candidates drinks the ayahuasca, and then for the next 36 hours we see them cope with their inner
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Hannibal and Will go to an amusement park. They're on a rollercoaster, shoulder to shoulder. Will is losing his shit, arms up in the air, hollering.Hannibal is calm, collected. Glancing
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Imagine an alternate reality where Matt Groening's Life In Hell entered pop culture instead of the simpsons I mean I mean I mean
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Take a moment to consider that a guy can go on amazon, spend $200 on mismatched airsoft larp costume gear, and straight up kidnap people. Just stop his minivan, run
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Google says there are 74,100,000 children in the US.0.02% of them is 14,820.0.2% of them is 148,200. 0.02% doesn't look much different than 0.2%. 0.0002 versus 0.002 doesn't seem like
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My mom got a pulse oximeter.She asked me to put a mask on and check to see how my blood oxygen lowers.I put a mask on at 98% oxygenation, and
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It took a lot of doing, but I have successfully extracted the essence of uncanny valley. Or, discovered the minimum unit of uncanny valley. 2 years ago, we were researching
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About 3 years ago, I decided to do a long-con art experiment.I hired a woman to do a cooking show on youtube. An average cooking show, just a mom who
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