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Take a moment to imagine the Kool-aid Man, old.
His jug is empty, only a thin sugary crust and dessicated fruit fly corpses on the bottom indicating his former contents.
His face cracked, crazed, glass cloudy, rim chipped.
One arm has been shattered off into a sharp splinter
His jug is empty, only a thin sugary crust and dessicated fruit fly corpses on the bottom indicating his former contents.
His face cracked, crazed, glass cloudy, rim chipped.
One arm has been shattered off into a sharp splinter
Instead of bursting through a wall, he instead clinks against it. He remembers the movement, but can neither do it nor recall why.
He spends hours, clinking his head against a wall. The glass there is scratched into opacity.
He spends hours, clinking his head against a wall. The glass there is scratched into opacity.
When not clinking his head against a wall, he sits, mumbling "oh yeah" to his neighbors.
Count Chocula, toothless and dried out like a raisin, can no longer hear him.
Tony the Tiger wheels his chair to the other side of the room.
Count Chocula, toothless and dried out like a raisin, can no longer hear him.
Tony the Tiger wheels his chair to the other side of the room.
An orderly sneezes.
10 days later, the Kool-aid Man, Tony the Tiger, and Frankenberry are on ventilators.
His wheezes sound like someone hitting a bag of glass shards with a baseball bat.
10 days later, the Kool-aid Man, Tony the Tiger, and Frankenberry are on ventilators.
His wheezes sound like someone hitting a bag of glass shards with a baseball bat.
Hours later, Tony the Tiger breathes his last.
Their funerals are streamed to family and loved ones.
Kool-aid Man's grandchild, a coffee mug, goes viral with a post blaming the catastrophic ineptitude of the US pandemic response.
Kool-aid Man's grandchild, a coffee mug, goes viral with a post blaming the catastrophic ineptitude of the US pandemic response.
