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Imagine elon musk as the most incompetent bond villain.
He& #39;s like "no mr bond, expect to die from my CYBORG BOARS" as a hatch opens
5 potbellied piglets come bumbling in, each wearing what is obviously a recycled nintendo power glove
He& #39;s like "no mr bond, expect to die from my CYBORG BOARS" as a hatch opens
5 potbellied piglets come bumbling in, each wearing what is obviously a recycled nintendo power glove
"UNLEASH THE MACHINE GOD," he shouts at a henchman, who presses a big red button.
Literally Siri& #39;s voice booms out "I& #39;m sorry, I couldn& #39;t understand that."
Literally Siri& #39;s voice booms out "I& #39;m sorry, I couldn& #39;t understand that."
He monologues at a captured Bond about his world domination scheme, involving a moon base and lasers and all kinds of scifi stuff. Shows Bond a powerpoint presentation.
Turns out, all he& #39;s actually built was that presentation and a cheap drone with a laser pointer duct-taped on
Turns out, all he& #39;s actually built was that presentation and a cheap drone with a laser pointer duct-taped on
"Mr Bond, my army of genetically engineered resurrected dinosaurs will now take over the world, starting with you."
A hatch opens. A single duck waddles in, wearing a cheap pokemon costume designed for dogs and that doesn& #39;t fit it right
A hatch opens. A single duck waddles in, wearing a cheap pokemon costume designed for dogs and that doesn& #39;t fit it right
"Mr Bond, I have taken the liberty of implanting the chip in your brain while you were asleep."
Bond feels his head. Duct-taped to the side of his head is a wii remote.
Bond feels his head. Duct-taped to the side of his head is a wii remote.
